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Crafts to not teach your children (double trouble, part II)

This is a perfect craft for people who want to bring the charm and hilarity to, say, a breaking and entering. No one will shoot the felon in a watermelon mask! Admittedly this is also a guest post, as the watermelon mask was supplied (filled with tequila) by Cassie P, and crafted by the extremely talented John L. I am the one modeling it.

I’ve come to steal all of your cupcakes! And pet your dog!

How to do it? Easy sauce:

Step 1: Fill watermelon with tequila – as done by Cassie

Step 2: Drink the tequila

Step 3: Eat the watermelon

Step 4: Get John L to cut it up into a mask

Step 5: Put that shit on your face. Watch out for the knife and also your friend not caring that they are putting a piece of fruit with a knife in it onto you face.

Happy crafting!

I am wearing this every single time I go out.

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A robot apocalypse guest post!

Today’s post is brought to you by my friend Shawn.

Earlier I received this text from Shawn followed by a picture

“Apparently the robots decreed I am to live when they take over, as well”

I find your lack of faith disturbing

“LOL, so I guess we are the breeding stock for the slave labor of the future”

Good to see that the robots will allow me a friend when the hostile takeover occurs.

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