Condescending cookie

While riffling through my purse, wildly, in an attempt to find some loose change in order to buy vending machine chips with, I came across this fortune floating among the various detritus

Wow, cookie fortune, you are coming off like a total condescending dick

I guess when you are in agony trying to scrap together the remaining thirty five cents you need to buy some Ruffles, yeah, the only way is up.

Doesn’t mean that that fortune cookie wasn’t an asshole.

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One response to “Condescending cookie

  1. sahara

    My cookie the other night said “ignore previous cookie”

    I think its a cookie conspiracy

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