This is a perfect craft for people who want to bring the charm and hilarity to, say, a breaking and entering. No one will shoot the felon in a watermelon mask! Admittedly this is also a guest post, as the watermelon mask was supplied (filled with tequila) by Cassie P, and crafted by the extremely talented John L. I am the one modeling it.
I’ve come to steal all of your cupcakes! And pet your dog!
How to do it? Easy sauce:
Step 1: Fill watermelon with tequila – as done by Cassie
Step 2: Drink the tequila
Step 3: Eat the watermelon
Step 4: Get John L to cut it up into a mask
Step 5: Put that shit on your face. Watch out for the knife and also your friend not caring that they are putting a piece of fruit with a knife in it onto you face.
Happy crafting!
I am wearing this every single time I go out.
You life is not so great 
the fact that we LEFT THAT KNIFE IN THERE kills me.
My favorite picture is the one with Cameron holding the watermelon mask WITH the knife in it to my face WHILE drinking.