Celebrity endorsement

It should come as no surprise that I get contacted by numerous celebrities that want to endorse me.

(Endorse me…save me, same thing).

Generally the celebs contact me through carrier pigeon or smoke signals as my phone is in a frequent state of flux (read: turned off or not working). But sometimes, just sometimes they use this fancy new electronic communication device

Yeah, Beyonce, you usually don’t email me

So I was pretty surprised to see my good friend Beyonce Knowles contacting me via email, though she is spot on, often she doesn’t email me. Generally she just shows up at my door, Baby Blue and Jay Z accompanying her, and whisks me and the cats away to an exotic location. Or the McDonald’s down the street.

Thanks for emailing, Bey!