I am pretty sure that there had to be a more constructive use for my time at work other than researching this:
But what is meeting up with standards, productivity goals, and quality assurance when one has a thirst for knowledge such as I possess?
Additionally, what the fuck is going on out there? Is there some sort of Übermensch of hotties being grown out there without my knowledge? If anyone could shed some light on this, I bet my job would appreciate it.