I like to obsessively follow my own blog, because I am neurotically obsessed with myself.
This entails trying to figure out what draws people in terms of search words to this blog.
John Donne once said, “No man is an island.” And in regards to the over-share update on how I used to try and wank off to Moll Flanders I would like to ponder this question:
WHO IS THIS PERSON?
They might be my soul mate.
Also, how funny are the other search terms?
You life is not so great 
you win. best i got so far was “swag boys” or perhaps “Disgruntled middle aged feminist”
swag boys is extremely winning!
even better if they could be combined into ‘moll flanders celebrity twix sex’
that would be the ultimate!