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Its guise is also its disguise

“Janie, how do you face life with such ebullient enthusiasm?” an imaginary person that I created for this scenario once asked me.

“Well, imaginary friend, I think the most important thing about life is approaching the day to day mundanities¬†with jolliness and good cheer so you can see the sanctity that exists in every single moment,” I responded beatifically.

But I guess I could have just cut to the real meat of that sentence by showing the imaginary friend my beverage that I bring throughout the streets of Philadelphia:

this is an option on their secret menu

this is an option on their secret menu

Dunkin Donuts cups always hide the secret terror within


Filed under Booze

Ask and you shall receive

An answer to the eternal question:
coffee cup


Filed under Booze, doodles, food

Probably best to avoid me till the caffeine is flowing through my veins

I find this utterly unacceptable.  Look at the amount of coffee left in here:

delicious - luke warm coffee grounds

delicious Рlukewarm coffee grounds 

To which I might respond with something along the lines of this:

I'm looking for you, co-worker who does this

I’m looking for you, co-worker who does this ^

Spoiler alert, I didn’t wash the coffee pot first.


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