And now, a very special You Life with a guest appearance from my dearest friend (who will remain anonymous).
A one act. Told in photos. You’ll catch on.
Tag Archives: hilarious
Down Town Abbey (see what I did there?)
While at work I love to illegally stream television.
Downton Abbey is my favorite for a very specific reason (other than the giant hats) :
hilarious juxtapositions
Two things I love: William stumbling over speech and Asian women looking for love
But there was no such grandness that existed before this:
Dame Maggie Smith, how many sperms are swimming?
Filed under celebrities, hilarious, tv, work
A shocking discovery in the finer details of fire safety
Rut roh. Do you remember when I set my nachos on fire and threw them out of a window? (I do!). Well, a shocking revelation has unfolded.
My friends are the sort of people that would mourn nachos
But then
…balls
The truth is revealed. There is a chance that maybe, several years ago, I put Triscuts and cheese (“nachos”) in the broiler and left them in there for about fifteen minutes. Opened the broiler only to discover the entire mass in flames. And promptly closed the broiler. I then deferred to an adult about the fire I just started.
BA hijinx never forgets…
he also reinterprets artistic You Life works
I am going to star in a Lifetime original movie called, “The Littlest Arsonist.”
And, for the safety of all, I should probably retire from my job as a nacho/Triscut/cheese cook.
My job is comedic gold
No, seriously. The company I work for is (inadvertent) comedic genius. It’s like the Andy Kaufman of failing businesses that are desperately trying not to close despite the fact that they’re trading as a penny stock now.
In an effort to test the waters of employee satisfaction, the company sent out a survey to ALL employees – including those in the Philadelphia office that just got entirely laid off.
Here are some of the winning gems plus, perhaps, some of the additional comments that a certain employee (IT’S ME) added to let them know my current level of satisfaction
these questions sound like my job is breaking up with me and we’re at the desperate ending “state of the union” sorta divorce stage. We’re also period’ing together
And the ultimate:
Well…you laid everyone off, so talk to me more about these advancement opportunities.
Filed under work
LinkedIn giving the rough advice
woah now
LinkedIn distributing the tough love…and how
Maybe I thought my fat pants were flattering?
Immortalized on the internet
Sometimes you have friends that are mad talented and they immortalize you on the internet because of your cat lady-ness. Go check out this fine girl’s work. Also, cats in a me suit.
http://www.kellymeissner.blogspot.ca/2012/10/cat-lady-tuesday.html
You life is not so great 
YouTube comments make the world a better place
Whenever life gets particularly shitty I like to search through the comments on YouTube to see those that are significantly worse off than me. There is nothing more heartrending than the cries of the forlorn seeking internet therapy while simultaneously watching music videos.
Like this lost soul
Nine people agree, break-ups are horrible.
The song? The music that was breaking their heart and reminding them of this tragic loss?
Ya know, the song from Pretty Woman
And in case you don’t understand the absolute hilarity in weeping over this entirely shameful song, here is the music video
Good luck, sir, hopefully the dulcet tones of Go West will help ease the heartache. And if it brings you any comfort, your comment made me laugh my ass off during a time of my own misery.
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