While at work I love to illegally stream television.
Downton Abbey is my favorite for a very specific reason (other than the giant hats) :
hilarious juxtapositions
Two things I love: William stumbling over speech and Asian women looking for love
But there was no such grandness that existed before this:
Dame Maggie Smith, how many sperms are swimming?
You life is not so great 
I always thought sperm was the plural of sperm. Informative!
I am not sure we can trust that porn website for its linguistics accuracy?