What’s the point of a tomorrow when John Hammond can’t be here today?
Jurassic Snark will never be the same. Rest in Peace, Richard Attenborough, and like you said in your infinite wisdom: All major theme parks have delays
Tag Archives: doodles
You Life: An Unexpected Journey
My GPS is confused about where I live, but in between work and home I’ve ended up in Middle Earth
In a way it sort of makes sense because I’ve always coveted those underground homes. And I am quite short.
And my feet DO look like this.
Join me in my new home in the Shire. I’ll be engaging in my three favorite hobbies: eating, smoking, and kissing up on Frodo.
Filed under doodles, literature, movies
The robots are sick of your bull
It’s a hostile world when the vending machines stop upholding their side of the bargain. I heard somewhere from something online that crazy scientists are creating smarter robots. But I’d venture to say that they’re already smart enough and that this is a rise of the proletariat sort of situation that we have on our hands.
Beware of the vending machine
I’d consider raising the vending machine’s salary and giving it benefits before it responds with greater prejudice.
Filed under comics, doodles, robots, science! technology!
Oh Corey, your dry humor helps us get through the day
Our boss is less than pleased about Corey’s snide remarks. We’ve been telling her it’s out of our hands – Corey has a mind of his own. And it’s filled with bitchy retorts
The very best sort of day
May your Fridays be filled with dinosaurs and your hearts filled with love
The bloom is off the rose
I had a glow-y feeling about employment for a very brief juncture. However, I think it can now be summed up by this crudely executed illustration:
a human graph
This is my co-workers and myself. At the very end is a loaf of bread meant to graphically depict our slow march to the bread line.
(I’ll let you guess which one might be me).
(It’s the one screaming with their arms crossed)
What’s a droid?
Based upon a debate with my friends on what character in Star Wars we would be, it became more and more obvious that we wouldn’t be any of the exciting big name characters .
We’d be more like this:
we wouldn’t have made it past “A New Hope.”
Filed under doodles, friends, movies, robots, science! technology!
Always a consummate professional
When asked to represent ourselves on a whiteboard at work, I did so as only the most competent of employees would:
it’s a way of life
Happy end of 2013
I know how I’ll be spending it
And a Krampus in a pear tree
Merry Krampus
May Krampus wander the streets and terrify children with rusty chains and bells, bringing swift and beastly justice to naughty kids, during this special holiday season.
Filed under art, doodles, Holidays, horrifying
You life is not so great 