What’s the point of a tomorrow when John Hammond can’t be here today?
Jurassic Snark will never be the same. Rest in Peace, Richard Attenborough, and like you said in your infinite wisdom: All major theme parks have delays
Our boss is less than pleased about Corey’s snide remarks. We’ve been telling her it’s out of our hands – Corey has a mind of his own. And it’s filled with bitchy retorts
Just like this guy, we have a new addition to the writers’ room at work. You might remember him from here.
He’s taken a significant left-hand turn away from well-wishing and Valentine’s Day celebrating.
Wise cracks with our dinosaur, Corey Albertson
Welcome to Jurassic Snark
May your Fridays be filled with dinosaurs and your hearts filled with love