The best notes are passive aggressive notes at the work place. There is a secret thrill letting someone know how much you disapprove of their behavior. It must be doubly so when you address that disapproval to an inanimate object (sort of animate object? I mean…a vending machine does move, there’s some animation involved).
Let’s investigate
I WANT MY DOLLAR, VENDING MACHINE!
I would like to yell at the vending machine too, my concern and hatred regarding the robot apocalypse is well documented
spoiler alert – I don’t actually have an extension. Because I don’t have a phone
Hating machines together, in perfect harmony
Never let the machines win.
You life is not so great 