I am an old person today. And to remind me where my priorities have laid for the last many years, my best friend emailed me to remind me about friendship and love:
Ahh yes, it’s you my old friend
And again, see you later on tonight Jack Daniel’s.
Monthly Archives: August 2013
The destructive return of You Life
Sorry for the lapse in updating. Not to fear. I’ve been up to my normal antics.
Such as turning this:
And it’s you, and me, and the screwnacorn makes three tonight
(yes, that was a Cherry Poppin Daddies references – say something, I dare you)
Into:
a sadacorn
This is what castration probably feels like.
Goodbye, corkscrewnacorn, you lived a noble life and died a nobler death at the hands of $5 wine.
You life is not so great 