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The destructive return of You Life

Sorry for the lapse in updating. Not to fear. I’ve been up to my normal antics.

Such as turning this:

And it's you, and me, and the screwnacorn makes three tonight

And it’s you, and me, and the screwnacorn makes three tonight

(yes, that was a Cherry Poppin Daddies references – say something, I dare you)

Into:

a castrated sadacorn

a sadacorn

This is what castration probably feels like.

Goodbye, corkscrewnacorn, you lived a noble life and died a nobler death at the hands of $5 wine.

 

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