March 20, 2013 · 4:06 pm
And once again, these are the search engine terms that direct people to this blog:
such tales are great classics. My masturbation tale the most so.
Which refers to this
And for the record, my coming of age (no pun intended) story of wanking off has generated an unusual amount of hits. Thanks Daniel Defoe!
And this person who was looking for an awful lot out of their chips:
my chips didn’t vibrate but you can go to 7-11 for the second best option
Which refers, of course, to this
Thanks for visiting, whoever you are, you made my week.
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November 28, 2012 · 3:35 pm
I like most things in my life to have a very high production value. But it came as a shock to me to see my chips taking life so seriously, especially considering their humble origin from the 79 cent chip rack at 7-11 (girl’s gotta eat)
I can finally throw my vibrator away, these chips are going to be satisfying me from now on.