Zero – no fucks. Not a single one
The Cheez-its are an arrow pointing to the stars in reverence for this song:
Cause when you are facing cardiac arrest by pizza, truly the “only way is up,” from there.
Did I mention that this was a microwavable pizza for one? Cause, yes.
I like most things in my life to have a very high production value. But it came as a shock to me to see my chips taking life so seriously, especially considering their humble origin from the 79 cent chip rack at 7-11 (girl’s gotta eat)
Damn son
I can finally throw my vibrator away, these chips are going to be satisfying me from now on.
I have very clearly just given up on life entirely.
You life is not so great 