All of my friends are running, and fitbit’ing, and learning how to cook with organic vegetables.
This is what I’m doing:
If you’re interested in the recipe it’s called “I Dare You, Heart Failure” :
* Kraft Easy Mac – Nacho Flavor
* any brand cheese puff
* an indefatigable sense of hubris
* healthy arteries
* cook Easy Mac
* fold in cheese puffs
* laugh in the face of good taste and healthy living.
Filed under cooking, food
It was around this time last year that my beloved George was dead in a space heater box in my living room that Liono and Easy Mac ended up jumping in while I was at work and therefore solidified their absolute fear of all future boxes.
You’re welcome, George
Some people think of Christmas and conjure up memories of Santa and family and a baby in a manger. But we both know that December 25th will forever be the day that human idiocy infuriated your old ass into death.
Filed under cats, Holidays