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It’s the final countdown

Believe it.

Just like all good things must come to an end, all shitty things come to an end too.

In celebration of never working at Y** again:

a car got post-it'ed

a car got post-it’ed

It was revealed that it was no hallucination, someone has been eating all of your frozen food:

you bet your ass it was

you bet your ass it was

And then in an effort to ensure that no beauty is in this office my co-worker and I decided to steal the Cezanne prints from the corporate side of the office. (They might not be a reproduction of Cezanne prints, fuck it).

Only to get caught by a grumpy man that’ll still have a job come Monday.

So we did what anyone would do:

classing up the loo

classing up the loo

The infamous toilet from this

And then a fellow co-worker stole a chair.

Also, I kept the artwork.

Thanks for the blog fodder, job, see you around.



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The Great Stouffer’s Cream Chipped Beef Mystery of 2013

For the last month I’ve been canvassing my work’s freezer in order to steal any frozen meals that might be in there to sustain me during the summer of my unemployment.

As far as I was concerned it was a brilliant plan.

freezer 1
Freezer #1 – normal looking, filled with steal-ables
freezer 2
Freezer #2 – second verse, same as the first (only better, this one has yogurt).


Look at all of that delicious (sort of delicious…free makes everything delicious, so whatever. It’s edible) food.

And then a mysterious wrench was thrown in my plan



Right there? That’s six frozen Stouffer’s Cream Chipped Beef ready meals. Six. Six of them. The day before there was NO food in that freezer. The next day? Six. And of something that traditionally isn’t even a food eaten outside of breakfast. Also, it’s gross looking. 

And they’ve remained in there for over a week. They all arrived in one day and not a single one has been consumed.

So now I can’t be sure that my two office nemeses haven’t heard my plan to steal all of the food (I wasn’t exactly speaking in hushed whispers about my malfeasants) and brought in all of this chipped beef in which to poison me.

I’m still going to steal it though.


UPDATE Three of the creamed chipped beefs are now gone! (May 20, 2013 10:23 EST)

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