While at work I love to illegally stream television.
Downton Abbey is my favorite for a very specific reason (other than the giant hats) :
hilarious juxtapositions
Two things I love: William stumbling over speech and Asian women looking for love
But there was no such grandness that existed before this:
Dame Maggie Smith, how many sperms are swimming?
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And once again, these are the search engine terms that direct people to this blog:
such tales are great classics. My masturbation tale the most so.
KINDRED!
Which refers to this
And for the record, my coming of age (no pun intended) story of wanking off has generated an unusual amount of hits. Thanks Daniel Defoe!
And this person who was looking for an awful lot out of their chips:
my chips didn’t vibrate but you can go to 7-11 for the second best option
Which refers, of course, to this
Thanks for visiting, whoever you are, you made my week.
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woah now
LinkedIn distributing the tough love…and how
Maybe I thought my fat pants were flattering?
You life is not so great 
YouTube comments make the world a better place
Whenever life gets particularly shitty I like to search through the comments on YouTube to see those that are significantly worse off than me. There is nothing more heartrending than the cries of the forlorn seeking internet therapy while simultaneously watching music videos.
Like this lost soul
Nine people agree, break-ups are horrible.
The song? The music that was breaking their heart and reminding them of this tragic loss?
Ya know, the song from Pretty Woman
And in case you don’t understand the absolute hilarity in weeping over this entirely shameful song, here is the music video
Good luck, sir, hopefully the dulcet tones of Go West will help ease the heartache. And if it brings you any comfort, your comment made me laugh my ass off during a time of my own misery.
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