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Main source of sustenance
Well, I found the only food worth eating from now on
I don’t know if it’s made with rage or makes your full of rage. Either way, I’m in
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The tears of an angel
The mighty Liono’s history is a mysterious one. And part of that mystery is how a former farm cat came into such wimpy vocal chords.
Behold the mighty and mightily pathetic roar of a imploring feline desperate to make friends with the maintenance man outside:
Better than that song that Ma$e and Puff Daddy did
There are few things better than when Ma$e and Puffy used to collaborate in shiny suits. But much like them, “can’t nobody hold me down,” especially in relation to the good things in life.
But my latest creation is better than Ma$e and Puff. It’s better than everything. I don’t know if good things existed before this. Good things didn’t exist before this
BOW TO ME, INTERNET
Filed under Animals, cats, pets, pizza, religion, the interwebz, Uncategorized
I wanna be where the people are. I wanna see, wanna see them dancin’
A few years ago I was on the phone with my mom and was telling her about my weekend plans and she responded with this direct (and haunting) quote:
You’ve got your cats and your knitting…sounds like you’re really clickin’ your heels over there in Philadelphia.
So…I tried to brush that off, but upon some re-inspection I might have to reevaluate all of my life choices, and drink a bottle [box] of wine, and cry while shout-singing “Part of Your World” to my feline companions.
Friday night. Just got paid. My cat found my knitting
…like, it’s not a GREAT feeling when even your cat kind of disrespects you
I’m ready to know what the people know!!!!!!
“Fan” Fiction
A delightfully puntacular fan fiction, the first one ever submitted to me, by your friend and mine: the talented Dave Terruso.
Words: “Fan” Fiction – Dave
Pictures: Law Offices of Van Noss & Van Noss
Sound: Dave part 2, electric boogaloo
Bios:
Dave Terruso: is a host at Helium Comedy Club. He has opened for acts including Richard Lewis, Gilbert Gottfried, Charlie Murphy, Chris Hardwick, and Tim Meadows.
He is the co-founder of Philly Sketchfest, a national sketch comedy festival going into its seventh year.
Dave’s sketch comedy duo Animosity Pierre was an official selection of the 2010 San Francisco Sketchfest and the 2010 Chicago Sketchfest. His sketch comedy has been lauded by TIME Magazine.
Dave’s first novel, a dark-comic murder mystery called Cube Sleuth, is available at Amazon.com.
The Law Offices of Van Noss ²:’s attempt to remove “the incident” from his record was overturned by an appellate court.
Filed under fan fiction
A very special Jurassic Snark with Corey Albertson
What’s the point of a tomorrow when John Hammond can’t be here today?
Jurassic Snark will never be the same. Rest in Peace, Richard Attenborough, and like you said in your infinite wisdom: All major theme parks have delays
The Art of Conversation
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my cats
As much as I’d love to hear about your Mike and the Mechanics like relationship with your father, I’d prefer to just put on “In the Living Years,” if I wanted to hear about your childhood. Less you. More cats.
You life is not so great 